i am but a dog

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

[2:45:38 PM] Sam Lockhart: Haha, imagine if your Boggart exposed your racism
[2:45:56 PM] Sam Lockhart: Or your Boggart was you ejaculating prematurely
[2:47:34 PM] Sam Lockhart: I don’t know what my biggest fear is but I’d outright refuse to take that class regardless
[2:47:43 PM] Sam Lockhart: Maybe my Boggart is seeing a Boggart

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

foxnewsofficial:

stop being too cool to enjoy things

3 types of trash

homonecksual:

People who leak other peoples nudes

People who defend people who leak nudes

People who blame the person who’s nudes were leaked

godspeedtoyou:

im goin through my blog and damn two summers ago i had such a poppin blog i was such a ~personality~ shit what happened??

politicalsexkitten:

Don’t date anyone who’s intimidated by feminism.

Don’t date anyone who thinks it’s a threat to men and masculinity.

Love yourself. Don’t settle for a piece of shit.